portfolio | chunky 'the big chocolate' It was three men of Hindustan To learning much inclined, Who went to see the Elephant (Though all of them were blind), That each by observation Might satisfy his mind.
The First approached the Elephant, And happening to fall Against its broad and sturdy side, At once began to bawl: "God bless me! but the Elephant Is very like a wall!"
The Second, feeling of the edge Cried, "Ho! what have we here, So very round and so very smooth? To me `tis mighty clear This wonder of a Elephant Is very like a bear!"
The Third approached the Elephant, And happening to take A big block within his hands, Thus boldly up he spake: "I see," quoth he, "the Elephant Is very like a crate!"
And so these men of Hindustan Disputed loud and long, Each in his own opinion Exceeding stiff and strong, Though each was partly in the right, All were in the wrong!
Coz it was no Elephant they met But a bar of Chunky chocolate!
V.O.: Cadbury Chunky! The big chocolate!
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asian paints 'har rang kuch kehta hai' One day all the colours of the world came together to have a meeting. Red, who was the Colour of Love, gave the opening speech saying how good it was to be together on such a special occasion. Yellow, the Colour of Happiness, smiled broadly and thanked Red profusely. Green, the Colour of Good Health, announced the lunch break and passed around delicious salads and fruit for everyone. Then Orange, the Colour of Fun, suddenly announced that the meeting was over. Everyone cheered and then mingled with each other as they partied. And the Sun set on yet another gloriously colourful sunset. Here's wishing you a colourful day every day from Asian Paints.
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new crunchy 5 star 'surprise with every bite' Teenaged boy telling friend “Kal kya hua pata hai??!!! Kal mein raste se ja raha tha” Friend who has just bitten into a 5 star says “Arrrre???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Boy says “Mazaak mat kar. Sun na. Mein raste se college ja raha tha” Friend takes another bite as he says this and goes even louder “Arrrre???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Boy looks most offended and mutters “Kya ‘what what’ kar raha hai? Mein college nahi jata hai kya? Roz-hi toh jata hai! Tu jaisa nahi! Haan toh phir sun. Phir meiney ek pen shop me pen kharidne ko ruka” Friend takes another bite and goes “Arrrre???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”even louder still Boy is thoroughly disgusted with friend coz he thinks he is making fun of him and stalks away without completing his story. Friend continues standing there alone, biting into his chocolate, and going “Arrrre???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”with every bite. V.O.: the new Cadbury 5 Star Crunchies has not just chocolate and caramel. With rice crispies and cornflakes, now there’s a surpise in every bite.
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asian paints fillers 'har rang kuch kehta hai' Why does the bride blush? Why is the rose a lover's favourite flower? Why are hearts red? Kyon ki har rang kuch kehta hai. And red is the colour of love. Asian Paints. Kyon ki har ghar kuch kehta hai.
t's sunny? Why do we break into a run in a mustard field? Why are smileys always yellow? Kyon ki har rang kuch kehta hai. And yellow is the colour of happiness. Asian Paints. Kyon ki har ghar kuch kehta
Why does Bugs Bunny love carrots? Why does office close when the Sun is setting? Why are mangoes orange? Kyon ki har rang kuch kehta hai. And orange is the colour of fun. Asian Paints. Kyon ki har ghar kuch kehta hai.
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chunky 'the big chocolate' Father: “Sunti ho? Arre piano kahan gaya? Mujhey bajana hai!” Mother: “Betaaaaa! Mooh kholo! Papa ka piano waapas karo! Chalo! Mooh kholo!” Father: “Uffff! Jab se Chunky khaaney laga tab se iska aadat hi kharaab ho gaya!”
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asian paints 'kids' room' Lively animated M.V.O.: “Hey kids! The next song is dedicated to YOU! Clap along, kids!” A very slow serious heavy ghazal starts playing. M.V.O.: “Please don't paint your kid's room the same way as you would yours. Make it LOOK like your kid’s room.” A fun kid-song starts playing. Fades, but not completely. V.O: “For more details...”
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asian paints 'kids' room' M.V.O.: “What are your favourite colours?” Adult male voice: “Lavender” M.V.O.: “And yours?” Adult female voice: “Lavender” M.V.O.: “What about you? What are YOUR favourite colours?” Child’s voice: “Violetindigobluegreenyelloworangered” M.V.O.: “Don’t paint your kid's room the same way as you would yours. Paint it in THEIR colours. For more details...”
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- incense sticks that burn for a long time:
F.V.O.: "DearGodAlmighty!AThousandHumblePrayersAtYourFeet!ThankYouDearLordFor KeepingUsAllInGoodHealth.AndAlsoForMakingPintuPassWithFullMarks.DearGod IHopeMalatiWillDoWellInHerExamsToo.AsForMalati'sFather,HeIsGoingNextMont OnANewProject.DearGod,PleaseMakeItASuccessfulOne.ThankYouAgainOLord For..."
M.V.O.: "Do you have to time your prayer to your agarbatti? And finish it before it burns out? Light an Ashageet. And pray like you want to"
F.V.O.: "Dear God Almighty! A thousand humble prayers at your feet! Ten thousand humble prayers at your feet. Hundred thousand prayers at your feet. Thank you dear Lord for keeping us all in good health..." | ||||||
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